who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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