- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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