A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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