Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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