?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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