a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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I am Skaldak!

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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