Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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