What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

wow garlic, yum

thumb_up thumb_down +24

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

123

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

thumb_up thumb_down +55

How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Obama is a good president.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops