whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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