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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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the WNBA

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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