haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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