Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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whats better than sex? cookies

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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derp

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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High school gym class.

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Penis.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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