How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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The horse's name was Friday

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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