An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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