What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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