A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Jews...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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