What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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