What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The NHL playoffs

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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