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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

Hello penis

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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