Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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