Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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