How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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8============D PEN1S

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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