Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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8============D PEN1S

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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