- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

are you gay does your mom know

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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