Women rights..

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Women's rights

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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