Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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