How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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