Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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