why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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darude- sandstorm

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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