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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are red violets are blue i had 5 condoms now theres only two
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  • Roses are red vilest are blue My name is Jerom-e, like Jeremy but spelled like Jerome, Nice to meet you
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue the face like yours belongs to the zoo.. Please don't be mad I will be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you....
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  • Roses are Red, the grass is green, you're the biggest **** I've ever seen.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over darling you're gonna get fisted.
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  • ****
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  • Your house is red, and your hair is dark, i've followed you all the way from the park.
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  • Wieners are wieners, buns are buns, if he touches my daughter I take out my gun!
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  • roses are red, lilies are white. your existence caused the blight.
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  • Roses are red violets are blue Your dong is massive I want to blow you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue ive got sum think nastey so have u
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I bought you your house and your fancy car and your diamond ring So shut the **** up
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