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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • love you roses are red violets are blue I have a gun get in the van.
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  • Bacon is red Violets are blue Bacon
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue When the bass dropped My balls did too
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have five finger, The middle is for you.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Mesh asky your parent or I will kill you. -alypop
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Mesh, ask your parents or I will kill you!
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  • My tongue is red, your tongue is blue. We're both moron idiots and that is so true.
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  • Roses are red Here's something new Violets are VIOLET NOT F**KING BLUE!!!
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue Death is coming Coming for you
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  • Roses are red potato's are brown i hate you with a big frown
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  • Roses are red potato's are brown i hate you with a big frown
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  • fezzes are red the tardis is blue, bow ties are cool, and so are you
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