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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red violets are blue I farted now get a whiff of it to
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  • roses are red watchis are gold get on your knees and do what your told
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  • Why do I not find this funny at all?
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  • dimes are silver pennies r brass y does your face look like your ass
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, make me a sandwich bitch or i'll shit on you -_-
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...... I can't make a joke with this so doebie doebie doe!
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  • ROSES are red,violets are blue your face is pretty but mine looks like poo.
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  • roses are red violettes are blue this guy is for me and not for u if by chance u take my place i will take my fist and smash youre face, when of cours i win him back i will take a knife and stab you're back, when u r dead and gone to hell i will dump you'e bodyparts down a well up up up! keep it shut i dont need to hear a nother mut.oh now i know what you're going to say do i need condums for today, of cours i do u sily girl but i will need to to do the wirlywirl. what is that u mght ask well it is only the most important and fun task, now litsen close to my plan "it is when u wirl betwen a man" know i know t sounds so fun it is lke a hot dog n its bun!!!!!!
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  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs ill show u some power
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  • Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.
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  • Lol that is my favorite ever heard it on the bus!!
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  • Roses are Red,Violets are Blue,Monkeys like u should be in the zoo.Dont get angry,I'll be there too not in the cage, but laughing at u.
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