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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red violets are blue ...tired of this shit and that's so damn true..
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  • roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue
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  • VIOLETS ARE RED. ROSES ARE BLUE. OBEY THE BIG BROTHER. HE IS WATCHING YOU.
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  • roses are red violets are bule someone smell in here maybe its you
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue vodka costs less than a table for two
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  • roses are red violets are blue omg face is coming to get u
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have A Gun Now Leave Before I Shoot Yhu ! ;)
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  • Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave
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  • Roes are red , violets are blue. Quess who i am in love with????? NOT YOU, BUT YOUR BROTHER DREW! :)
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  • roses are red violets are blue when brains were given out where were you
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  • Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was an idiot
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue There's a bug on the carpet So give me your shoe!
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