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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and perhaps so are you. But the roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, your wrists are stained dead The sun isn't shining, the sky isn't clear; there's no silver lining cause you're no longer here. Rain keeps on pouring, there's no end in sight, you're laying there frozen, so far from the light. Your beauty's unreal, your smile the sun, but time can't be turned nor your actions undone. The words that you wrote that only I read, 'I love you so much; please don't cry when I'm dead.' A bond that we formed, a love that ran deep, a pain that we shared; a friend I could keep. I wanted to hold you, wipe the tears from your eyes; been there the moment you said your goodbye. I want to forget but most times I don't, I want to let go, but I know that I won't. Tears on my face, memories burned in my head; the roses have wilt, the violets are dead.
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  • roses and red violets are blue, pack up your shit because I'm dumping you.
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  • Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I cant see.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck d*cks under the moon. XD
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  • Roses are red Coyotes are clever You have a nice butt So let me hold it forever
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  • Roses are red my name's not dave this poem makes no sense microwave
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  • Roses are red, marijuanas are blue, wait, I'm tripping.
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  • Penis are fun when I'm in the washroom blowjobing your mom
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  • Make a blue waffle use it on you just like us in the washroom for a hour or two
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  • I over with a boy give us five minutes before u turn your nips I to turnips
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  • Roses are red violets blue get back here I'm going to **** you
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  • I have a boner it's from you I'm on the the toilet taking a poo
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