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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red Coyotes are clever You have a nice butt So let me hold it forever
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  • Roses are red my name's not dave this poem makes no sense microwave
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  • Roses are red, marijuanas are blue, wait, I'm tripping.
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  • Penis are fun when I'm in the washroom blowjobing your mom
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  • Make a blue waffle use it on you just like us in the washroom for a hour or two
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  • I over with a boy give us five minutes before u turn your nips I to turnips
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  • Roses are red violets blue get back here I'm going to **** you
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  • I have a boner it's from you I'm on the the toilet taking a poo
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  • roses are red violets are blue blood is red im coming for you
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, ayo ma' let me holler at u
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  • Roses are red violets are blue I know some one gay just like you
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue; Valentine's not great, If nobody's with you
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