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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are roses Violets are violet If you disagree I'll become violent
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  • Charley brown is red, Mickey Mouse is blue I want to go to Disney land Without you
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  • Roses are red, My name's Dave This poem makes no sense. MICROWAVE.
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  • Roses are red violets are red the bushes are red that tree is red my garden's on fire.
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  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, in Soviet Russia, Law breaks you.
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  • If roses are red, and violets are blue, now if'm in red, wouldn't you be blue?
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  • Fezzes are red, the TARDIS is blue, bowties are cool, and so are you. Lol
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  • Roses are penis, violets are penis, hey I have a penis, would you like some penis?
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue I love you and someone shall take my place I'll punch them in the face.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue I like puppies how about you.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue this chat is whack, now shut the **** up.
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  • I'm bad a poems I'm bad at jokes I'm bad at rhyming Banana
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