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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. and you are gay
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, do it already or my balls turn blue
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But don't worry ill be there too Not in a cage but laughing at you!!!
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  • Roses are red violets are black now stop sniffing crack
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  • Roses are blue, violets are red i think i'm still drunk i better go back to bed
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  • Violets are blue, Roses are red, All I know is That gays should be dead.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, chicken is good, when chicken is fried, 9inches later, she's in the hospital
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. Shut the **** up You make me mad.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hear you like stalking people, I do too! Maybe we can admire each other from a distance sometime. Your secret admirer
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, there's a skunk in my kitchen and it stinks of poo.
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  • roses are red, violets are blue, they will need dental records to identify you!
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  • Roses are red violets are blue get the f*ck out of my way or I'll Fus Ro Dah you.
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