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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you
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  • Roses are red violets are blue your dad is gay and you will be too.
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  • roses are red violets are blue your mama so horny she made two of you
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I canĀ“t Rhyme PEN15
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  • Roses Are Red violets are red grass is red HOLLY **** MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE
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  • roses are red violets are red trees are read grass is red... HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE
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  • Roses are Red Violets are blue Chocolates are pricey So,I haven't bought any for you
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  • Roses are red,Violets are Blue,I'm pretty,but what happened to the rest of you?
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  • Roses are red my binoculars are blue your curtains are open and I see u
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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And the smell of the toilet bolle remind me of you
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  • NOW FOR A POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *AHEM* ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE GOD MADE ME HANDSOME BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???!!!!
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  • Roses are red violets are blue when I look at the toilet I see you
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