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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.
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  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone
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  • Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.
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  • roses are blue violets are red....wait that's wrong just get in my bed
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  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..
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  • cats have 9 lives humans have 1 mess with me and you'll have none
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  • *me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD
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  • Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.
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  • Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do
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  • roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave
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  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face
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  • Roses are green Violets are pink Rhymes are hard to find when you're colorblind
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