Anti Joke

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you
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Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your ****.
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Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told
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Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue
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Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face
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Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass
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Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave
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roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9
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Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you
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Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?
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Roses are green Violets are green, I'm high as ****, If you know what I mean!
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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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