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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

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  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9
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  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed
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  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your ****.
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  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told
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  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face
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  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass
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  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?
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  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave
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  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you
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  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!
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  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you
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