Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

roses are red so is bacon poetry is hard...bacon

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

roses are red , violets are blue, youre phone is smart why not you?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Hey baby, show me what that mouth can do

Lol that is my favorite ever heard it on the bus!!

Rose's are Red Violet's are Blue, I have five finger's the middle one is for you!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden

Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)

Roses are red , Violets are shit , wait a minute there's a poo on your head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue fck u

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue When I Flash The Toilet I Remember You..

Roses are red violets are blue if asians cant solve it its inposibruu

Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

Roses are red violets are blue I have a problem and have just shit my pants

roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in the zoo Don't be sad I'll be there too Not in a cage But laughing at you

roses are red violets are blue you people make no sence why dont you shut up

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a joke LOL not for you

roses are red violets are blue he is for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and puch ur face

Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

Roses are red violets are gray when I saw yiu I thought you were gay!

Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

Roses are red Pansies are blue this poem sucks and so do you

pussys are pink pantys are blue im so horny so plz let me f*ck you

roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag

Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

Roses are pink , violets are purple , elephants are pink , i love LSD .... but stop , i think i'm a gay

Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, after i'm done, clean my poo

Blood is red,bruises are blue, brake my bestfriend's heart I will brake you

@Rosed are blue, violets are unicorns, this doesnt make sense. Refrigerator... I cant stop laughing. Seriously, I almost peed my pants and started crying when I read it. XD

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roses are red the grass is green i need you in my bed if you know what i mean

Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Glorious Don't Sneak Up On Oscar Pistorious.

Roses or red violets or blue I have got 4 fingers one is for you

Roses are red violets are blue I smelled something funny but notices itz you Ahahahahahahaha

Roses are red, violets are blue, shut the **** up , before I lay into you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your beauty's eternal, as is my live for you.

*me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

It's roses are red my name is dan I have a gun now get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.

Roses are red cabbiges are green spread your legs and ill fill them with

roses are yellow violets are brown who shit and piss in my garden

Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.

Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.

roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u

I am bored. You are too. Why else would I be here, reading this with you? So get off your ass, and do something constructive, over your half arsed attempts at being creative. As it is late, I'm going to bed, all of you just remember, it's all in your head.

roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread