Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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