want to no whats funny what your mom

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

The horse's name was Friday

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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