Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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