Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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