- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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