Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Black people

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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