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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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