What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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    this joke.. YA CAN'T TOUCH. HAHAHHAHHA times infinity + 1

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    ha ha this is quite funny, told it to an interviewer and i became the ceo of that company-- props to you sir!

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    this joke made me popular in school

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    ha ha this is quite funny, told it to an interviewer and i became the ceo of that company-- props to you sir!

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    i framed this and put it on my bedroom wall.. thank antijokez lol;)

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