What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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    I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

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    Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

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    srry for last post i messed up i meant person posting and any who laughed.

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    Diabolical. I came on here for not funny jokes to bore my hyper friends to sleep with on my sleep over. My mum has cancer and is going to die in a couple of months at the most ( doctors info) so wait until i tell her this 'joke'. The person who rote this is a joke...this is in no way funny, cancer is a serious matter!

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    the whole joke is........... why did bob fall of the swing? because he had no arms why didn't he get up? because he had no legs what did he get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not bob >:)

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    OMG that is sooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the heck

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