There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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    There's another version of this joke where there's a guy in a interview and is getting asked these question and he misses the last one and the boss says no the brick from the plane falls on her this interview is over.

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    All my friends said... Cut the deer up and put it inside O_________O I DIED Laughing!

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    im gonna use this on my brother

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    There's supposed to be one more about a black guy calling for his god for help, bad the elephant is in the fridge because his god is the elephant god!

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