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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Stolen.
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Early to bed, early to rise gives you a good night's sleep.
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Knock Knock! The door's open.
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Who lives in a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under a pineapple under the sea? OVERPROTECTED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.
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MUWAHAHHAA
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A piece of wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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