roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    My adopted?

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    You're. As in: You're a jackass for not knowing difference and having every opportunity to google it.

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    What about my adopted? *sigh* Did it get out of the yard again? I swear, that thing is more trouble than it is worth; I think I'll trade it in for a normal pet instead. Something like an antalope or boar.

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