A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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    WELL A DUCK WALKS UP TO A LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAYS TO THE MAN RUNNIN GHE STAND, HEY, GOT ANY GRAPES

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    'however' is one word, and is written as such. so the grammar nazi is wrong in the first place. Good job man, you try and point out a mistake that's not there.

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    There aren't that many grammatical errors. The joke is still readable and understandable, and funny. A little over use of the comma and a little underuse of the full stop, but other than that there is nothing wrong with the post. Don't try to be clever, when you're not, Mr Grammar nazi. Indeed, kudos for the joke!

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