Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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    What the heck you just stole that line from Patrick on the show Sponge Bob Square Pants. It was funny then but you just ruined it by putting it on this website.Dont steal lines from tv shows or movies I'll call you out on it.

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