Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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    I prefer, Q."What did the dog say to the bone?" A."Pleased to meet you." Found it on my Popsicle stick. The joke is that the dog is smart enough to understand proper manners and human speech but not able to know that the bone is not sentient. I think.

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