A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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    wow, these are some pretty terrible comments

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    A stupid man repeats the same joke comment twice..

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    funny antijoke. i thought someone should actually use this comment function how it was meant to be used.

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