What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    Original version is "What's the difference between an orange? A bus, because a motorcycle doesn't have doors."

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    A t-shirt because ice cream has no bones

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    The original version, created in 1968 goes: "What's the difference between a tree?" "A motorcycle - it doesn't have doors."

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